Two points before the main one: 1) Colin Hay is a pretty fantastic songwriter and he’s aged better than most. 2) Everyone bagging on Tom Gilbert and the second assists should ease up. At ES, he’s got a normal split of first/second assists. He only really piles up the second assists on the PP, which everyone on the Oilers whose name isn’t with Ales Hemsky does.

To my main point. Dany Heatley’s Wheel of My Next Team (the NHL stores it beside Colin Campbell’s Wheel of Justice) is slowing slightly and the only logos on the board seem to belong to the Oilers. Per Brownlee at OilersNation:

A discussion I had today, plus the circumstances of this situation, lead me to believe the deal can be done and the spin will begin.

I’m in favour of this trade, although I can’t be bothered to do a full explanation of my reasoning until and if it actually happens. It boils down to making the best use of your resources - fifth defencemen, soft wingers with respectable hands and centres who can’t win faceoffs are a hell of a lot easier to find than guys who can score like Dany Heatley.

The current complaint seems to be about Heatley’s backchecking. Lowetide’s thread is rife with discussion of it. I don’t watch enough Senators games to have a firm opinion either way but, when you’re talking about a guy like Heatley, it almost doesn’t matter.

I’ve posted previously on Heatley’s ES scoring rates and how dominant he is. He’s averaged 2.68 ESP/60 over the past four years, with 1.27 ESG/60 and 1.41 ESA/60. Guys like that routinely post monster plusses at ES. I have the 05-06, 06-07 and 08-09 data at my fingertips, so I’m going to use that. Here are the key ES numbers for all of the guys who posted at least 2.50 ESP/60 in those seasons:

2.5+

It might be a little tough to read (let me know if it is in the comments and I’ll try to post the data somewhere else), so I’ll just provide an explicit statement of the point: 90 guys in those seasons managed to post 2.5 ESP/60 or better (Heatley has better that three times). They average +1.15 ESGD/60. The only minuses on the list are Cory Stillman and Eric Staal. At some point, if you’re that good offensively and that good at finishing your chances, the other guys can’t keep up, even if you dog it back to the defensive zone from time to time. Pair him with Horcoff and forget about it.

1100 minutes of Heatley in this territory and you can arguably expect a top line that comes up with a +15 to +20 at ES. That’s the kind of team where you can imagine Sam Gagner and Patrick O’Sullivan growing into a second scoring line that makes some noise and, if they get the bottom of the roster sorted, a group that doesn’t give too much of it back. You can see how this team plus Heatley can become a contender, although the Khabibulin contract is still a drag.

Teams like the Oilers don’t get a lot of opportunities to attract a talent like Dany Heatley. It’s worth ignoring whatever warts there might be and doing whatever’s necessary to get him on board.