I’m somewhat ambivalent on Bob McKenzie. He’s clearly got good sources but I always wonder the extent to which his information is filtered or presented in such a way as to stroke those sources. Case in point - his reporting of the Vinny Lecavalier story. This is, as far as I can tell, a Bob McKenzie TM production - nobody else seems to have any information about it. While the rest of the hockey media are waiting for a puff of white smoke from the St. Pete Times Forum, Bob’s got Cardinal Ratzinger’s agent on the phone, telling him how the voting’s been going. Maybe what works on TV just doesn’t work on the printed (web)page, but this, in a story dealing with Lecavalier’s involvement in his potential trade struck me as particularly bizarre:

Because players with the stature of Lecavalier, and the type of presence he has in the Tampa marketplace, don’t get moved without being part of the process. So when all is said and done, the direction this story goes hinges heavily on what Lecavalier wants to do.

Really? Players like Lecavalier don’t get traded without being part of the process? Tell it to Joe Thornton:

Thornton was stunned when general manager Mike O’Connell called his cell phone after Thornton had just finished dining with his parents in Boston. The 26-year-old signed a three-year, $20 million contract in August with Boston, where he was the club’s captain for the last three seasons.

Thornton was less than complimentary of O’Connell and coach Mike Sullivan, whose jobs are both rumored to be in jeopardy.

“I was blindsided,” Thornton said in a conference call. “On the one hand it’s disappointing, and on the other it’s good to start over again. When you don’t win, there’s going to be changes.

“Obviously [the Bruins] believe in their coach and their general manager, and I’m next in line, so I’ve got to move on. … I came back here to win, and we haven’t been winning. Whose fault is that? I’m not sure, but I’m out of here, so it must be mine.”

I don’t know that Lecavalier is in Thornton’s class to be honest, but I’ve got no idea what McKenzie was driving at there. I’ve got doubts that Vinny Lecavalier is as well known in Tampa as a guy like Ryan Smyth was in Edmonton and Smyth got thrown over the side of the ship without being consulted about the move. I’m not saying that it’s not within the rights of the team, only that McKenzie’s angle on the whole thing is so completely disconnected from reality that it’s hard to know what to make of it. It’s rare that I read something and think to myself “The only plausible understanding of this is demonstrably false”, but McKenzie has found a way to do it. Amazing.

As for the trade itself (McKenzie says that the return “…does NOT include defenceman Mike Komisarek, nor is it likely to, but would see Tomas Plekanec, Chris Higgins, prospect P.K. Subban, Josh Gorges and a package of draft picks including more than one first-round pick”), I’m having a hard time understanding how this is even coming up now. Six months ago, they sign him for eleven years. Now they want to move him. It’s the seeming lack of any plan that I’d find terrifying if I was a Lightning fan.

It’s almost enough to make a guy happy that the Oilers are manned by the steady hand of Cap’n Vish Throttler. At least there’s some follow through on the panicky decision making and a guy can try to delude himself into thinking that there’s some grand plan that he just doesn’t appreciate yet. I don’t know what you tell yourself if you’re a Tampa fan. “Maybe the global financial meltdown will force Len Barrie to sell the team to someone with a less scattered approach”? That’s an even more slender hook to hang your hopes on than “Dustin Penner will turn into an elite first line forward.”

Of course, both make more sense than “…players with the stature of Lecavalier, and the type of presence he has in the Tampa marketplace, don’t get moved without being part of the process.” So that’s something. At least Bob McKenzie isn’t running the Lightning.