A Theory of Ice’s E has a pretty cool piece in the Walrus, with bonus appearance from occasional Oilogosphere commenter Julian:
It is mid-December now, and I am in Guelph, in an arena that’s as close as Canada gets to the East Asian theory of mall-hockey, where the ice surface is hardly differentiated from the encircling concession stands and souvenir shops: you can easily watch the game while waiting in line for pizza. Along one side, in the bar section where spectators girded by beer and nachos can follow the puck from behind plate glass, an arena employee is providing interested viewers with a brief explanation of the photos that constitute the Cam Janssen Wall of Fame, the then-New Jersey Devil being Guelph’s most recent NHL product. On the ice, Drew Doughty is turning in an atypically unremarkable performance for the local Storm before departing for the World Junior Championships. And in the narrow hall leading to the exit, I am engaging in one of the most unseemly public displays of affection I have ever engaged in with a Mennonite boy from up Waterloo way.
I assume that she isn’t qualifying “unseemly public displays of affection” with “a Mennonite boy from up Waterloo way”, because she routinely engages in unseemly public displays with boys of other backgrounds from Waterloo or with Mennonites from elsewhere but, in any event, it’s a cool piece that provides a look at hockey in Canada through the eyes of someone who wasn’t born into the culture.
And way to go Julian (assuming she’s referring to him and that she wasn’t making out with some other dude and then hanging out with him). There’s nothing more Canadian than unseemly public displays of affection at a hockey rink.
