• Don’t Worry About A Thing

    by  • October 15, 2013 • Hockey • 6 Comments

    I’ve been relying on Bob Marley (not that way) to sustain me as the Oilers fight their early season inability to get a save. Reader Bill has taken a different approach:

    Hi Tyler, Oilers can have all the young good players and you can do all the statistical analysis on the team, but if you don’t have the elements of good fung shui, good luck and less demons, the team will never do that well. After the Washington game, I had enough of watching the Oilers trying so hard but never get the lucky bounce. So late last night I went to the top fung shui master in Western Canada and I pray to the fung shui gods to help the Oilers with these requests. 1. better luck and win more games, 2. Devan Dubnyk to start playing better, 3. to make the playoffs. You never know, I have seen how these gods helped with many peoples and families.

    He included a picture:


    Every little thing is gonna be alright.

    Email Tyler Dellow at tyler@mc79hockey.com


    6 Responses to Don’t Worry About A Thing

    1. oilanderp
      October 15, 2013 at

      Well its about damn time.

    2. Woodguy
      October 15, 2013 at

      I was about to do the rum to Jobu and chicken thing, but this is much better.

    3. Doogie2K
      October 15, 2013 at

      Fuck it, anything’s worth trying.

    4. Pete
      October 15, 2013 at

      I’ve been relying on Bob Marley to get through these games (yes that way) and it’s made things seem funnier, anyway. Tried liquor instead last night, and now I feel tired and shitty at work, so that’s not recommended.

      I have this dream about being a fan of a team that’s actually good, thus not having to drug myself to make the games tolerable. It seems increasingly unlikely that my dream will become a reality, but maybe offerings to Buddha will help. Can’t hurt, anyway.

    5. Ethan
      October 15, 2013 at

      Is it strange I find this very comforting?

    6. Woodguy
      October 15, 2013 at

      Just made that pic my twitter profile pic.

      Guaranteed win night!!

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