• Captain Serious Having Seriously Good Playoffs

    by  • June 17, 2013 • Hockey • 7 Comments

    Like many others, I have made jokes about Jonathan Toews’ lack of production during the playoffs. I like cheap, easy laughs as much as the next guy and he seems a humourless sort of guy. Except for his sideburns, which I assume are ironic. That being said, the CBC panel kind of harumphed a little bit about him tonight – ninth in playoff scoring for the Hawks, tsk tsk – and they aren’t just guys grabbing at low hanging fruit on Twitter.

    Easy jokes are easy jokes though and Toews has actually had an hellacious run in the playoffs. His Corsi%, entering tonight’s game, was 62.9%. That is a phenomenal number. The identity of the guys he’s done it against makes it all the more impressive: Toews has played more than 170.2 of his 292.4 minutes of 5v5 time with at least one of Zach Parise, Pavel Datsyuk, Henrik Zetterberg, Anze Kopitar, Mike Richards and Zdeno Chara on the ice. Those guys are, generally speaking, Corsi% monsters and yet, despite playing against them a ton, Toews has posted a Corsi% that almost defies belief.

    As you’d guess from him having so few points, Toews has not been locked on with favour by the hockey gods during the playoffs – the Hawks have shot 5.53% with him on the ice. He has a PDO of 994. The amazing thing is that, despite having a PDO of 994, the Hawks have outscored their opposition 12-7 with him on the ice at 5v5 entering tonight’s game.

    All of which is to say that fun jokes about Toews being a choker are fun jokes, but the guy’s been tearing things up possession wise while climbing Mount Everest. He deserves a little credit for that.

    Email Tyler Dellow at tyler@mc79hockey.com


    7 Responses to Captain Serious Having Seriously Good Playoffs

    1. palefire
      June 18, 2013 at

      All seriousness aside, the jokes have to start and end with the fact that this banner has been hanging in the United Center for the last month and a half.

      • dawgbone
        June 18, 2013 at

        That’s pretty damn funny.

      • Bruce McCurdy
        June 18, 2013 at


    2. bumboclat
      June 19, 2013 at

      Toews just tiped home hahha

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